Just a few things that I hate. | rant
I always rant.
Maybe that’s not such a good thing, but this morning I had to let off some steam. I mean, what do you really hate? Go on, have a rant yourself, you might feel a little bit better. It’s the small things in life that usually get me down though; have a listen here. Brace yourself for disappointment though, it’s not my best work, nor is it my finest rant.
“Dexter Klaus has a rant quite often, probably because he’s unsuccessful.” – says DJmag.
Dexter Klaus is the name, being at the right place at the right time is the game. I work in radio, I make stupid podcasts for about 6 people to listen to, and I mix up songs in bars - specialising in house and hedkani tracks; I like the groove. Some say I started off at the bottom and liked it so much I stayed there. They might be right!
For all the kids out there who were not bleesed with the highest of inteligence levles , please if you can read the following it may just save your life.
That long black and white strip that goes across the road by schools is called a Zebra crossing its specific responsibilty is to allow you to cross the road saftley,I assume you all think it must be to indicate landmines due to your reluctance to use the fucking thing next time your in school if indeed you go ask your maths teacher to explain the weight ratio of a car to a pre-pubesent lop haired toss pot and i will assure you its probally about a ton and at 30mph about a ton and half. As i dont like to be wrong I intend to prove this point by crashing directly into you next time you just step into the road with your ipod glued to your wax filled ears. If you would like to complain about my views just drop me a line and i will be more than happy to meet up and give you a good kicking in person.
Old people “Either walk to left when in town shopping and stop blocking the fucking pavement or alternativley do us all a favour and just DIE!”
Calderdale council I have decieded that you are indeed right to insist that I the tax payer should separate all my receycables on your behalf so that you dont have to do fuck all and further profit from a second rate service I already pay over the odds for. So with this in mind I now intend to recycle all my foodstuffs and to save you the expense and trouble of collecting im just going to take a big shit on the town hall steps how do like them Apples.