My VoiceOver: £1 | voice over

Today, I, Dexter Klaus – unsuccessful DJ, blogger and voice over artist, ask you – what can you buy these days for £1? A pair of cheap knickers, a 4 pack of rola cola, or a can of value dog food. Not much then.

What if I said, I was selling my voice over talent* for a £1? You may be interested…

*When I say talent, I actually probably mean “lack of it” – but that’s for you to decide, if I can provide a voice over for your company, radio or TV advert or anything else that may require a voice, in the first instance, I would recommend a professional, and then I’d say, sod it, try me out. £1 for my voice, no catch. If you want me to come down to that London, just pay my train fare as well; I’m from Yorkshire, this is a big deal, us northerners usually give nowt away this cheap – let alone a voice over.

No ulterior motives, no hidden surprises, just my boring, monotone voice over on your budget ad! Well, it’s alright, I suppose.

I’m not the master of impressionists when it comes to voice over work, but I can pull off Scottish, Irish, some crazy Schwarzenegger wannabe - a gangster, and MORE! Wow, I can almost feel your excitement radiating through your computer screen – I bet you cannot wait to hear these voice over clips!

So, a voice over at a price that would leave even the poorest of tramps with enough change for a a cup of tea from KFC. Voice over? You could do a lot better, but for the money, you could do a lot worse. Give me a chance to do your voice over and send me an email using this CONTACT FORM!

£1 voice overs are subject to you actually being a decent client… Otherwise, it’s £2 for a voice over, alright? Anyway, give the voice over tape a listen here:

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or click this link to hear or download the voice over.